I always had a hard time in introducing myself without sounding too gassy, too loquacious, too ostentatious, or too shortchanging myself. People always had something to say with what I’m about to say, but it’s their nature to judge to do so. Anyway, enough about them and more about me: I’m Kyle, just like what I had said in many introductions before this one. As you probably have observed, I’m not the one who gives anything directly or right away, I prefer beating around the bushes when the time constraints allow it and I love using metaphors or similes or figures of speech as long as I understand what they really mean, if you know what mean? If you don’t, we can skip this part and move to the next one. But when tough times call for something strictly within the boundaries of time, I make sure I follow the rules.